Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Jun

By Samual

+199 -184

Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’?
A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.

Oct

By David

in Animal Jokes

+29 -15

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs

A: Ground beef

Dec

By Chris

in Animal Jokes

+71 -57

What has four legs and says boo?
A cow with a cold.

Feb

By SteveB

in Animal Jokes

+29 -15

Went to the zoo yesterday and saw a discarded baguette in the monkey enclosure.

It was bread in captivity.

Oct

By FrankP

in Animal Jokes

+57 -44

#### Parachute For Sale ####

One parachute for sale. Only ever used once, never opened, has some red stains.

Jul

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+171 -158

I took my wife to a dog show last week, she finished in 3rd place.