Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Dec

By Frank

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes

+14 -35

What’s red, has wings and sits in a tree?
A sanitary owl.

Nov

By Fred

in Animal Jokes

+12 -34

Just hit a dog with my car on the way home from work. It’s OK though, I stopped the car, picked up the dog and put a suicide note under its paw.

Dec

By Frank82

in Animal Jokes

+11 -33

What’s orange and looks like a cat?
A lion.

Mar

By Karl

in Animal Jokes

+7 -29

What’s the difference between goats and women??

Goats are always horney.

Dec

By SteveB

in Animal Jokes

+19 -41

Just been rejected by my bank for a loan. Apparently they only give money to people who already have lots of money.

Nov

By Dave

+7 -30

The following conversation took place at a dentists.

Dentist: Say Ahhh!!
Patient: Why?
Dentist: My cat died earlier this morning.