05Oct Swans By GlenW in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes +27 -50 Whoever said swans mate for life is a complete liar. As soon as I let my swan go it flew away.
08Feb Birds By Austin Keith in Animal Jokes +5 -29 Two birds were sitting on a tree and one looked at the other and said, ‘Dam today really FLEW by’.
07Jul Cat Flap By Orlando in Animal Jokes Tags: Cat Jokes +23 -48 Q. How do you make a cat flap? A. Throw it off a cliff.
22Nov Pets By SteveB in Animal Jokes +6 -34 PETS (People for the Ethical Treatment of Salad) [throws salad into a garden] Go home…you’re free now.
15Jul Dog In Korea By Hans in Animal Jokes Tags: Dog Jokes +15 -43 Q. What is the most popular name for a dog in Korea? A. Starter
10Jan Sick Dog By Zhen in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes Tags: Dog Jokes +44 -74 Got my sick dog put down earlier today. I was worried it was gonna be expensive but they actually did it for free and they gave me a bag of prawn crackers with 3 spring rolls.