Best Funny Animal Jokes

Did you hear about the 3 zoo employees who were injured recently? They got attacked by a chimpanzee that set fire to it’s own feces using a discarded cigarette. Apparently they were rushed to the hospital with TURD degree burns.

Q. Why did the parrot die of starvation?
A. Because it couldn’t say I’m hungry.

Just got some discount shampoo from Aldi…
Because you’re worthless

Q. What do you call a cat that’s in an igloo?
A. An eskimeow.