Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Apr

By Ben

in Animal Jokes

+5 -35

The following conversation took place in a park.

Person 1 “Is that ur dog?”
Person 2 “No I had to adopt him. I spent years trying to make one but in the end wasn’t able to conceive.”

Jun

By Sy

in Animal Jokes

+19 -50

Whats pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife.

Aug

By SF

in Animal Jokes

+15 -49

I used to have an addiction to rolling around in pig sh*t but now I’ve been clean for almost 3 years.

Aug

By Rob

in Animal Jokes

+15 -50

Did you hear about the 6 Chinese sailors who were killed by a killer whale?
Apparently it was an orca-strated attack.

Jul

By Dave

+48 -85

Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!

Jan

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+15 -61

I can’t afford private number plates so I’ve decided to change my name to v16 5uw.