Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Jun

By Sam

in Animal Jokes

+7 -22

What do you call a cow that lives in a cave?

Ground beef

Jul

By Sam

in Animal Jokes

+25 -40

Q. Why did the shark keep swimming in circles?
A. It had a nosebleed.

Dec

By sam

+5 -20

I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.

Nov

By RaZ 22

in Animal Jokes

+9 -24

My parents made a fortune from selling lamb chops.

They’re minted.

Dec

By lisa

in Animal Jokes

+5 -20

Q: What do you call a shark who attacks someone on Christmas day?
A: Santa jaws!

Mar

By Bennyb

in Animal Jokes

+14 -29

Q. What’s the difference between a dead tramp and roadkill?
A. Roadkill has the skid marks on the front.