Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Q. Why is sand on the beach yellow?
A. Because the sea weed.

Teacher: Humans have over 206 bones inside them.
Student: But sir is my consciousness not inside my brain?
Teacher: Yes it is.
Student: So I think you’ll find I’m actually inside the bone.

Q. What’s worse than seeing a baby in a dustbin?
A. Finding a baby in 2 dustbins.

I came out of a human because somebody came in a human.

Do the toys in Toy Story bury their dead or do they just have to watch the kids play with dead toy corpses?

I’ll never forget my 1st week as a detective, it was terrifying. I kept seeing ghosts at every crime scene but then I found out they actually use white blankets to cover the dead.