Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Spent the whole of last night sitting in bed thinking about the sun and where it comes from …. and then it dawned on me.

What if life is a reality tv show created by aliens and the winner is the person who gets the most guests to go to their funeral.

If you condense the history of the Earth into one day.

0:00 ——————->Earth and solar system is formed.
6:00 ——————->First life appears
22:35 ——————>First dinosaurs appear
22:45 ——————>First mammals appear
23:20 ——————>Dinosaurs extinct
23:59 & 58 secs—->First modern humans appear
23:59 & 59.96 secs>Jesus is born
0:00 ——————–>Finally get to see a Justin Bieber concert

Why do butterflies always get blamed for hurricanes? I personally think it’s all these fidget spinners.

What do you call a pencil that can take a crap? A number 2 pencil.