21Jan Male Bra By Karl in Surreal Jokes Tags: Jokes About Men +6 -23 Why do men who wear bras get ridiculed? I wore one the other day when I went shopping and it was great for carrying my melons home.
01Jul Star Sign By Dave in Surreal Jokes +2 -19 My girlfriend was tragically killed by a goat last week which is ironic because her star sign is Leo.
25Jan Sound of Bacon By Art Garfbacon in Surreal Jokes +26 -43 Hello bacon my old friend. I’ve like to eat some more of you again. Because an odor softly creeping. Filled my dreams whilst I was sleeping. And the taste that was planted in my brain, still remains. Echoed within the sound of sizzling.
30Apr Wheat Farmer By Dan in Surreal Jokes +9 -27 Did you hear about the wheat farmer who got arrested by the police? Apparently he was a CEREAL killer.
24Apr Peter Pan By MichaelJ in Surreal Jokes +34 -52 What if Peter Pan and the lost boys are actually the wondering souls of abortions? That would explain Captain Hook.
29Mar Apple Head By Jeffrey in Surreal Jokes +7 -26 Q. What’s the difference between an apple and a decapitated head? A. I don’t come all over an apple before eating it.