28Aug Telepathic By NormanV in Surreal Jokes +17 -26 I used to think I was telepathic with the ability to hear people’s thoughts but today my psychiatrist told me I have schizophrenia.
26Feb Lie Detector By Steve in Surreal Jokes +6 -15 I took a lie dectector test today, actually I didn’t really that was a lie.
28May Facebook Button By Craig in Surreal Jokes +4 -13 Facebook really needs a “You’re an idiot, I want to punch you in the throat!” button.
30Dec Mushrooms By PeteS in Surreal Jokes +32 -41 Me: How do I know when the mushrooms are starting to work? Friend: You’ll know, it hits you pretty hard! Me: I don’t feel anything. Toaster: Give it time!
11Feb Monsanto By Chachu in Surreal Jokes +5 -15 Monsanto have just released a new genetically modified insect to help with weight loss. It’s a mosquito but instead of sucking blood it sucks out fat.