Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Jeans

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What’s the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

Arab Stealing

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What do you call an Arab who has been caught stealing from work?

Hazjus Bin Fayed (Has just been fired).

Japanese Rice

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What do you call a Japanese man who has eaten too much rice?

Nowa Nidashi (Now I need a sh*t)

Arab Alcoholic

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What do you call an Arab Alcoholic?
Mustafa Pint

French Exam

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Just failed my French exam, they deducted me 10% for using deodorant.

Nice Poem

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I beat my n*ggers black and blue.