Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Jan

Snooker

By Chris

in Racist Jokes

+42 -61

Q. What do snooker balls and people who claim benefits have in common?

A. Most of them are non-white.

Mar

Fine Grains

By Sooperparents

in Racist Jokes

+10 -29

If you prefer basmati rice above long-grain rice does that make you riceist?

Mar

Black People

By Blake

in Racist Jokes

+28 -47

Q: What’s the difference between an elevator and a black man?
A: An elevator can raise a family

Oct

Hardware Store

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Chinese Jokes

+11 -30

Just been ripped off by the guy who works at my local Chinese hardware store.
The pan he sold me doesn’t fly at all.

May

Nightclub

By SAtevB

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+21 -40

The following conversation took place in a nightclub.

White Girl: Is it true what they say about black men?
Black man: Why don’t you come outside with me and find out!!
White Girl: Ok *Goes outside*
Black man: *Pulls out knife* Give me your money!

Feb

Gay Irish

By Murphy

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+30 -50

Q. What do you call two gay Irish men?

A. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.