Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Black Ice

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Heard on the radio today that black ice is more dangerous than white ice.

Surprise surprise.

Super Glue

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What do you call a Chinese person who accidentally brushes his teeth with super glue?

Foo King Mong

Arab Sex Offender

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What do you call an Arab sex offender?

Apul Madeek-Aoud

Wheelbarrow

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Q: Why was the wheelbarrow invented?
A: To help blacks walk upright.

Hospital

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Went to the hospital today to see the doctor and they said “Sorry sir it’s impossible, he’s Nigerian and we’ve had a power cut.”

Smart Black Guys

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What do you call a smart black guy?

An indian