Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Feb

mexican carpets

By Peter

in Racist Jokes

+37 -55

What does a Mexican put under his carpets?

Underlay!

Dec

Ikea

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

+32 -50

The CEO of ikea has been heavily critisised by anti-racism groups after he recently said that monkeys are not welcome in his stores.

Jul

Crime

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+26 -44

Q. What’s the one crime black people never get questioned about and have never been arrested for?
A. Sun-cream theft.

Dec

Santa

By Bobby

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Jew Jokes

+69 -87

What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew ?

Santa Claus goes down the chimney.

Apr

Irish/Welsh farmer

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+49 -67

An irish farmer sees a welsh farmer carrying 2 sheep under his arms, and asks, “are you gonna shear them?
.”No”.says the Welshman..
.”they”re both for me”.

Oct

On the Titanic

By Steve

in Racist Jokes

+49 -67

Q. What do you call 1’000 (insert race here) on the titanic?
A. A good start!