Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Nice Poem

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I beat my n*ggers black and blue.

Pokemon

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Q. What did you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer?

A. Ash

Indian Drug Addict

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Did you hear about the Indian drug addict who went to intensive care after mixing curry power with cocaine? He’s now in a Korma.

Ethiopian Boy

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Q. Why did the two year old Ethiopian boy cry?
A. He was going through a mid life crisis.

Racist

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I think I might be a racist. My favourite sports are marathons, formula 1 and horse racing.