Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Nov

Mexican names

By April

in Racist Jokes

+41 -57

What do you call a Mexican with no legs: Cuntswaylow

Jan

Welfare

By bob

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+18 -34

How do you starve a black person?

Hide their welfare check under their work boots.

Feb

German Market

By dave

in Racist Jokes

Tags: German jokes, Jew Jokes

+54 -70

Went to a German market last week. My Jewish granddad would have been so proud to see me enjoying the hard work of hundreds of Germans locked in tiny wooden sheds.

Jun

Irish Submarine

By Chris

in Racist Jokes

+26 -42

Q. How do you sink an Irish submarine?
A. Knock on the hatch.

Jan

Chinese Pedo

By JimmyS

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Chinese Jokes

+78 -95

Q. What do you call a Chinese pedophile?

A. Fu Kum Yung.

Dec

Ikea

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

+32 -50

The CEO of ikea has been heavily critisised by anti-racism groups after he recently said that monkeys are not welcome in his stores.