Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Oct

Moon

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

+27 -37

Q. What do you call a black person on the moon?
A. An astronaut you racist b*stard.

Nov

Cheap Aftershave

By Chan

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Chinese Jokes

+78 -89

Got some cheap aftershave from China the other day, no wonder they all have eyes like that.

Feb

Dumped

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+5 -16

My girlfriend dumped me saying that I can’t do the things that her black ex-boyfriend used to do.
So I’ve just sent her a video of me peeling a banana with my feet, hopefully that should impress her.

Jan

Jew & Pizza

By Chan

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Jew Jokes

+40 -51

What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza.
A pizza doesn’t scream when it is being baked in the oven.

Oct

Paki Shop

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Paki Jokes

+39 -50

According to my wife the term “Paki Shop” is not PC anymore so I’ve decided to compromise and now call it the ‘Newsasians’.

Mar

Family Photo

By FrankP

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+52 -64

Q. What’s the difference between an Ethiopian family photo and a barcode?
A. Nothing.