Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Mathematics

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MATHEMATICS — HIGHER TIER — 2018

Q1) Sindeepa throws 4 unbiased coins and records the results.

Calculate the probability we have used this name because we’re scared of being labelled racist?

Crayons

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Q. What do people and crayons have in common?

A. Nobody likes the white ones

Postal Worker

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What do you call a female postal worker in china?

Mai Ling

Eskimo

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What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Pole Vault

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Q. Why do Mexico always fail during the Olympic pole vault contest?
A. The best jumpers have all moved to the USA.

Chinese Friend

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My Chinese friend recently told me he smuggles large amounts of cheap alcohol from China. Apparently it’s a ‘whiskey’ business.