Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Welshman

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What do you call a Welshman with loads of girlfriends?
A Sheppard.

Scream

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What’s black, has 8 legs, and makes women scream?

Gang rape.

Nigerian

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Q: How long does it take a Nigerian woman to take a shit?
A: Nine months.

Burkas

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How do women in burkas know how to tag eachother on Facebook?

Argument

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The following argument took place between a black person and a white person.

White Person: What’s your problem assh*le? It’s a shame black people can’t take a take a joke as well as they take old ladies handbags.
Black Person: Screw you. It’s a shame white people can’t take a joke as well as they take other people’s land.

Moon

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Q. What do you call a black person on the moon?
A. An astronaut you racist b*stard.