Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Bounty Hunter

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I got a job as a bounty hunter in China.

Couldn’t believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!

Stevie Wonder

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Why does Stevie Wonder always smile??? He’s blind, he doesnt know he’s Black!

Pregant Black Women

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Q. How do you know if a black woman is pregnant?
A. When she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton is picked clean.

Tribe

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Just met a really hot girl who was from a tribe in South Africa, we just clicked.

Old Chinese

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Q. What do you call an old Chinese person?

A. Yung No Moa

Police

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Q. How many policemen does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

A. None they will just beat the room for being black.