Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Obese Chinaman

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What do you call a Chinese person who eats too much? Chin Tu Fat.

Phobia

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Q. What do you call the phobia of black people?
A. Common sense

Police

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Q. How many policemen does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

A. None they will just beat the room for being black.

Magnifying Glass

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Q. What do you call a Chinese person with a magnifying glass?
A. Long Wang

Irish Post office

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The following conversation took place in an Irish post office.

Murphy: Paddy why are you talking to that envelope?
Paddy: I’m trying to send a voicemail.

Chinese Drive By

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Q. What do you call a drive by on a Chinese person?
A. Cap-a-Chino