Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Rave

in Racist Jokes
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Q. How do you start a rave in Africa?

A. Glue toast to the ceiling.

Museum

in Disabled Jokes, Racist Jokes
+112 -112

Did you hear about that museum in Ireland? They made an electrified, ‘Do Not Touch’ sign so blind people would get the message as well.

Red Neck

in Racist Jokes
+16 -16

Q. What do you call a red neck who doesn’t f*ck his sister?
A. An only child.

Go Black

in Racist Jokes
+37 -37

You know what they say. Once you go black you become a single mother

Bricklayer

in Racist Jokes
+22 -22

Just started dating an Italian bricklayer…

It’s cement to be.

HOUK

in Racist Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+95 -96

Q:How many transexuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

A: None! Transexuals screw in truck stops.