Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Female Stalker

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Moved to China last week and I think I’ve got a female stalker.
I’ve seen her about a ten million times already today.

Hundred Flies

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How do you kill a hundred flies in one hit?
Hit a African child with a shovel!

Black People

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I was gonna make a joke about black people but I guess I’ll have to slave it for later.

Indian

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Q. What do you call an Indian person who isn’t very well?
A. Sikh

Connecting The Dots

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Q. How do Hindus connect the dots?
A. They butt heads!

French Fries

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Found out today that some of the most famous French food doesn’t even come from France. Apparently French fries are actually cooked in Greece?