Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Aug

Love Scotland

By George

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes

Tags: Gay Jokes

+115 -116

Q. Why do gay people love Scotland?
A. Because the men wear skirts and the country’s full of tight arses.

Mar

Rubber Toe

By mario

in Racist Jokes

+142 -143

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe???

Roberto

Jan

Chess Racist

By Chrisie

in Racist Jokes

+91 -93

Q. Why is chess racist?
A. Because the white chess pieces always go first.

Jan

Houses

By Andy

in Racist Jokes

+8 -11

Q. What do you call a Pakistani stood between two houses?

A. Ali

Aug

Lottery Win

By Nemesis75

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+24 -27

Paddy won the lottery, 22 million, He went to collect his winnings and they said, Really sorry Paddy but we haven’t got enough money to pay you it all. We will give you 11 million this week and 11 million next week, Ah be Jesus says paddy. If your gonna mess me about gimme me pound back.

Jan

Arab Prince

By Hotchick

in Racist Jokes

+6 -9

Q. What do you call a muscular Arab Price?
A. Protein Sheikh