Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Frenchmen

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Q. What’s the difference between Frenchmen and toast?

A. You can make soldiers out of toast.

AFRICA SILENCE

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Why can´t you hear crickets in Africa?
They ate them all

Irish Terrorist

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Did you hear about the Irish terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? He got severe burn marks on his mouth from the exhaust pipe.

Ceiling

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What’s black and stuck on the ceiling?

A not very good electrician.

Metal Detector

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Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 foot hole? Turns out he was wearing steel toecap boots.

Sun

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Isn’t it funny how the more you lie around in the sun and do nothing the darker your skin goes.