Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Mar

Connecting The Dots

By Roger

in Racist Jokes

+22 -18

Q. How do Hindus connect the dots?
A. They butt heads!

Aug

Holiday In Spain

By Alan

in Racist Jokes

+41 -40

Just seen a sign while on holiday in Spain saying “English speaking doctors available”. Fantastic idea, we should have some of those in this country as well.

May

The Bible

By Dave

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes

Tags: Jew Jokes

+42 -41

I used to think that the bible was true until I read the story about a Jew giving away free fish and bread.

Dec

Hitler Married

By magee

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+63 -62

Q. If Hitler married a black women what would his kid be called?

A. Shitler

Jun

Mating Call

By Roberto

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes

+68 -67

Mating call of a seagull: “Twert Twert!”
Mating call of an owl: “Twoo Twooo!”
Mating call of a blackbird: “Stick it up my ass Winston!”

Jun

God

By FimiT

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+111 -110

Q. What did God say when he made the first blacks?
A. Oops! Burnt another one!