Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Jul

By Steve

in Racist Jokes

+90 -82

Q. What’s the difference between a good looking Paki and Bigfoot?
A. Bigfoot has been spotted.

Aug

By jeff

+193 -186

Q. Why do sharks avoid eating black people?
A. They think it’s whale shit.

Dec

By BAw1

in Racist Jokes

+21 -14

How many Africans does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to dance for no reason.

Sep

By Sammy

in Racist Jokes

+22 -15

Apparently I can’t say “Black paint!” any more. I have to be PC and say, “Please paint that wall, Winston.”

Apr

By Sophie

in Racist Jokes

+209 -203

Q. What do you call an Arab who’s lost weight?
A. Haz Bin Fatah

Q. What do you call a fat Arab who smells?
A. Fati Bin Pharteen

Q. What do you call an Arab p*rnstar?
A. Haid D’Salaami

May

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

+48 -42

People call me racist but I love black people. I think everyone should have one.