Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Black Joke

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I was gonna make a joke about black people but none of them work.

Milk

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Why is a good glass of milk like a good women?

Because the best ones are white and 2% fat.

Lewis Hamilton

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Lewis Hamilton recently won the British Grand Prix. Last time a black guy drove that fast he was being shot at.

Black Friday

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Can’t believe how cheap everything is on Black Friday, feels like I’m stealing. I guess that’s how the day got its name.

Arabic Thief

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Q. What do you call an Arabic thief who steals garden tools?

A. Amin Yashed

Stupid Racism

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Racism is such a stupid thing. Why can’t humans and black people just learn to get along?