Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

100%

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Whatever you do always give 100%, unless your donating blood.

String

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Earlier today I swallowed two pieces of string and they came out tied together.
I shit you knot.

Buy Happiness

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Money doesn’t buy you happiness but it can buy you food, something to drink and a small tropical island inhabited by 20 topless female models.

Obsessed Dad

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My dad is obsessed with turning off lights and unplugging things which is why he’s just been fired from his job at air traffic control.

Money

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Money can’t buy happiness but I think I’d be a lot more comfortable crying inside a Ferrari than on a bike.

Farmers Party

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Q. How do farmers party?
A. They turnip the beats.