07Aug 100% By Your mum in General Jokes +42 -12 Whatever you do always give 100%, unless your donating blood.
09Mar String By Toby in General Jokes +82 -52 Earlier today I swallowed two pieces of string and they came out tied together. I shit you knot.
10May Buy Happiness By Tony Montana in General Jokes +63 -35 Money doesn’t buy you happiness but it can buy you food, something to drink and a small tropical island inhabited by 20 topless female models.
16Jan Obsessed Dad By Jim in General Jokes +43 -15 My dad is obsessed with turning off lights and unplugging things which is why he’s just been fired from his job at air traffic control.
03Nov Money By SteveG in General Jokes +53 -26 Money can’t buy happiness but I think I’d be a lot more comfortable crying inside a Ferrari than on a bike.
06May Farmers Party By Dave in General Jokes +46 -19 Q. How do farmers party? A. They turnip the beats.