Best Funny General Jokes

A recent survey has shown that a large number of women turn into good drivers.

So if you’re a good driver beware of women who are turning.

Just been fired from my new job at the bank.

An old lady asked me to check her balance so I jumped on her back.

I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Just found an app that tells you if your friend is retarded.
It’s called Facebook.

Q. What’s the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?
A. A hedgehog has pricks on the outside.

My psychologist told me not to keep things bottled up so I went home and drank all my wine.