Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Vasectomy

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Went to the doctors today to get a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine I don’t need one.

Top 100 Things

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Just read an article about the top 100 things to do before you die. Was quite surprised that screaming “HELP ME!!” didn’t make the list.

Fat Psychic

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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

Batman and Robin

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Robin: Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke?
Batman: Sure Robin, what is it?
Robin: Knock knock
Batman: Who’s there?
Robin: NOT YOUR PARENTS

Dealer

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I’m fed up of people calling me a dealer. Weed is a plant so technically I’m a florist.

Fact!

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People who say they’ve lost their voice are lying.