Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Set for life

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Financially I‘m set for life, provided i die next wednesday.

Fat People

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Saw 2 fat people talking earlier today. It was a HEAVY discussion!

Rock Band

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Just started a rock band that is devoted to making music for people who love cleaning. The band is called ‘OC/DC’.

Ginger Person

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What’s the difference between a ginger person and a shoe?
A shoe has a soul.

Boss

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I phoned my work this morning and said, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.” He said, “You have a wee cough?” I said, “Really? Cheers boss, see you next week!”

funny

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What’s green and smells like yellow paint?

Green Paint