Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Art Class

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Did you hear about the art class that was robbed today? The police still haven’t been able to catch the thief but they have 22 sketches of his face.

Running

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Running from your problems never helps… unless the problem is that you’re too fat.

Speeding

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Just had the following conversation with a police man after speeding.

Police: Do you know why I pulled you over for speeding?
Me: Is it because it would have been too windy to speak while we were driving?

No More Tears

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Can’t believe how crap this no more tears shampoo is. I’ve been feeding it to my kid for the past hour and he still hasn’t stopped crying.

Sarcasm Expert

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Can’t believe how much of a sarcasm expert I’ve become recently. People are actually starting to think I’m really polite.

Peanut Factory

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Q. Why did the detective get fired after the peanut factory was robbed?

A. Because he refused to deal with a nut case.