Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Wine diet

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Started the new ‘wine diet’ last week… It’s amazing! I’ve lost 3 days already!

Art Class

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Did you hear about the art class that was robbed today? The police still haven’t been able to catch the thief but they have 22 sketches of his face.

Running

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Running from your problems never helps… unless the problem is that you’re too fat.

Postman

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Just scared the postman today by going to the door naked.

Not sure what scared him more, my body or the fact that I knew where he lived.

Set for life

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Financially I‘m set for life, provided i die next wednesday.

Fat People

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Saw 2 fat people talking earlier today. It was a HEAVY discussion!