Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Ginger Person

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What’s the difference between a ginger person and a shoe?
A shoe has a soul.

Boss

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I phoned my work this morning and said, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.” He said, “You have a wee cough?” I said, “Really? Cheers boss, see you next week!”

funny

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What’s green and smells like yellow paint?

Green Paint

Positive Thinking

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Went to a positive thinking course last week, it was sh*t.

Licence Plate

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Just ordered a licence number plate BAA BAA.

Should look cool on my black jeep.

Bad Drivers

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Heard on the radio today that bad drivers are gonna be getting £100 fines. Seems a bit sexist.