20Apr Swimming Pool By Dave in General Jokes +24 -14 Had a piss in my local swimming pool earlier this morning. Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I almost fell off the diving board.
22Jun Chickenpox By Dave in General Jokes +33 -23 Just had the following conversation with my boss. Me: “Sorry I’m not coming in today. Got chickenpox.” Boss: “Don’t give me that!” Me: “I won’t. I’m not coming in.”
13Feb Fajitas By Carl R in General Jokes +22 -13 I’ve just Wrote a really awesome song about fajitas… Well it’s more of a wrap really.
11Apr Fight a Woman By Dave in General Jokes +30 -21 How to fight against a women with a knife in 3 steps. Step 1 – Get some bread. Step 2 – Get some mayonnaise. Step 3 – Tell her to make a sandwich.
04Aug Nothing Worse By Dave in General Jokes +36 -27 There’s nothing worse than waking up next to someone after a night out drinking and not remembering who they are, how you met them or why they are dead.
15Aug Grandad By Dave in General Jokes +24 -15 Knock knock, Who’s there? Grandad . . Shiiit, stop the funeral!