Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

French Lessons

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Love taking French lessons!
Sometimes I get so excited sometimes a little “oui” comes out.

Swimming Pool

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Had a piss in my local swimming pool earlier this morning. Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I almost fell off the diving board.

Chickenpox

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Just had the following conversation with my boss.

Me: “Sorry I’m not coming in today. Got chickenpox.”
Boss: “Don’t give me that!”
Me: “I won’t. I’m not coming in.”

Vegetarians

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A recent survey has found that vegetarians live 9 years longer. Nine boring, horrible, worthless, baconless, meatless years.

Psychic

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Just handed in my resignation to quit my job as a psychic. I just don’t see a future in it.

Scientific Study

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A new scientific study has found that Americans are the fattest group of people on the planet. Chasing the ‘American Dream’ does not count as exercise America.