28Dec French Lessons By Dave in General Jokes +19 -8 Love taking French lessons! Sometimes I get so excited sometimes a little “oui” comes out.
20Apr Swimming Pool By Dave in General Jokes +24 -14 Had a piss in my local swimming pool earlier this morning. Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I almost fell off the diving board.
22Jun Chickenpox By Dave in General Jokes +33 -23 Just had the following conversation with my boss. Me: “Sorry I’m not coming in today. Got chickenpox.” Boss: “Don’t give me that!” Me: “I won’t. I’m not coming in.”
12Apr Vegetarians By Paul in General Jokes +31 -21 A recent survey has found that vegetarians live 9 years longer. Nine boring, horrible, worthless, baconless, meatless years.
30Oct Psychic By Dan in General Jokes +14 -4 Just handed in my resignation to quit my job as a psychic. I just don’t see a future in it.
01Jun Scientific Study By Bret in General Jokes +43 -33 A new scientific study has found that Americans are the fattest group of people on the planet. Chasing the ‘American Dream’ does not count as exercise America.