Best Funny General Jokes

Have you ever woken up, kissed the person next to you and thanked God that you’re still alive?? I did that this morning. I’m now banned from flying with American Airlines.

My new business on Ebay is a great success. Just sold my homing pigeons for the 17th time in a row!

Q. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A. Virgin Mobile.

Love taking French lessons!
Sometimes I get so excited sometimes a little “oui” comes out.

Q. What is Bruce Lee’s vegan brother called?

A. Broco Lee.

Did you hear about the teacher with the two lazy eyes? Apparently he can’t control his pupils.