19Dec Dwarf Prisoner By Das21 in General Jokes +18 -6 Saw a dwarf prisoner today climbing down the wall. I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.
02Jul Dieting By JD in General Jokes +32 -20 I have a condition that stops me from dieting… I get hungry.
27Nov Shares By Steve in General Jokes +32 -20 Feeling really alone today so I decided to buy some shares. It’s nice to have a bit of company.
28Jun Birthday By Daws in General Jokes +19 -7 My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday. I couldn’t find the words to thank them.
26Sep Birth Certificate By Stevie22 in General Jokes +24 -12 Found my birth certificate the other day. It was an apology from the condom factory.
21Jul Alcohol By Frank in General Jokes +45 -33 Some people say alcohol is dangerous but I disagree. The people on the Titanic didn’t die from drinking too much alcohol, they died from drinking too much water.