Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Dwarf Prisoner

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Saw a dwarf prisoner today climbing down the wall.

I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.

Dieting

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I have a condition that stops me from dieting… I get hungry.

Shares

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Feeling really alone today so I decided to buy some shares. It’s nice to have a bit of company.

Birthday

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My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday. I couldn’t find the words to thank them.

Birth Certificate

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Found my birth certificate the other day. It was an apology from the condom factory.

Alcohol

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Some people say alcohol is dangerous but I disagree. The people on the Titanic didn’t die from drinking too much alcohol, they died from drinking too much water.