20Jan Wisdom By Chris in General Jokes +29 -15 Laughter is the best medicine unless you’re in the following situations. 1. You’ve broken your leg 2. You’re on fire.
23Aug Cinema By MarkA in General Jokes +25 -11 Last night a cinema near me was robbed of over £1000. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large drinks and a pack of Skittles.
05Dec Apple Apps By Tom in General Jokes +20 -6 Can’t believe I’ve been banned by Apple from making iPhone apps. Apparently thousands of people complained that my ‘weighing scales’ app broke their phone.
25Mar Spell Checking By Dave in General Jokes +53 -39 The man who invented auto-correct spell checking died today. Restaurant in peace.
19Sep Sleep By IphoneB in General Jokes +24 -10 Found out last night that watching your lover sleep is only romantic if they know who you are.