14Jun Unemployment Office By Cr5gS in General Jokes +24 -9 The worst part about getting fired from my job at the unemployment office was that I still had to show up the next day.
02Jan Funeral By dave in General Jokes +39 -24 I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am. I’m not a mourning person.
08Aug Going To Work By Chris in General Jokes +23 -8 I can just about handle going to work, but it’s the 8 hour wait to go home that really sucks the life out of me.
23Aug Cinema By MarkA in General Jokes +25 -11 Last night a cinema near me was robbed of over £1000. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large drinks and a pack of Skittles.
05Dec Apple Apps By Tom in General Jokes +20 -6 Can’t believe I’ve been banned by Apple from making iPhone apps. Apparently thousands of people complained that my ‘weighing scales’ app broke their phone.
25Mar Spell Checking By Dave in General Jokes +53 -39 The man who invented auto-correct spell checking died today. Restaurant in peace.