Best Funny General Jokes

Some guy at work today said I was really bad with names.

What do you call a man who randomly attacks people with his lower forearm?

A terror wrist.

Can’t believe it’s pancake day today.

It’s really crêped up on me.

Just seen a man on a tractor shouting about the end of the world.

I think it was farmer Geddon.

A policeman arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

My friend who is very small, told me he was pick pocketed. I was shocked, I never thought somebody could stoop so low…