Best Funny General Jokes

I remember in the 90’s when Instagram was the name of my cocaine dealer.

After years of working hard and many late nights I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as some people like to call it.

If god didn’t want women to do all the cooking then why did he put milk and eggs inside them?

You know you’re a bad driver when your SatNav says “In 400 yards, please stop the car and let me out”.

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

That beautiful smell when you put a thick juicy piece of steak onto a barbecue. I wonder if vegans get the same feeling when they are cutting the grass?