Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Balance

in General Jokes
+40 -18

Just accidentally pushed an old women on the floor. Apparently when she asked me to check her balance she was talking about a cash machine.

Friend App

in General Jokes
+34 -12

Just found an app that tells you if your friend is retarded.
It’s called Facebook.

BMW

in General Jokes
+73 -51

Q. What’s the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?
A. A hedgehog has pricks on the outside.

Bottled Up

in General Jokes
+63 -41

My psychologist told me not to keep things bottled up so I went home and drank all my wine.

Conflicts

in General Jokes, Political Jokes
+67 -45

My psychiatrist recently told me I should stop avoiding conflicts so I’ve just booked a holiday to Syria.

Watch

in General Jokes
+47 -26

I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I went over, punched him and broke his nose.
No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.