21Mar Balance By Fred in General Jokes +40 -18 Just accidentally pushed an old women on the floor. Apparently when she asked me to check her balance she was talking about a cash machine.
24Apr Friend App By Sammy in General Jokes +34 -12 Just found an app that tells you if your friend is retarded. It’s called Facebook.
19Mar BMW By GeorgeA in General Jokes +73 -51 Q. What’s the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? A. A hedgehog has pricks on the outside.
25Jun Bottled Up By Timmy in General Jokes +63 -41 My psychologist told me not to keep things bottled up so I went home and drank all my wine.
23Sep Conflicts By AlexH in General Jokes, Political Jokes +67 -45 My psychiatrist recently told me I should stop avoiding conflicts so I’ve just booked a holiday to Syria.
25Sep Watch By Bill in General Jokes Tags: Watch +47 -26 I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.