Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Dyslexic Zookeeper

in Animal Jokes, Disabled Jokes
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Zookeeper who gave Viagra to a dangerous crocodile? He read somewhere that it’s good for treating reptile dysfunction.

Chernobyl

in Disabled Jokes
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I can count the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl on one hand….. It’s 7.

celebrity

in Disabled Jokes
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Whats black and screams??
Jordans son harvey answering the iron

Midgets

in Disabled Jokes
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What they lack in body, they make up in forehead.

KFC

in Disabled Jokes
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Q. Why do bulimics love KFC?
A. Because it comes with a bucket.

Insomnia

in Disabled Jokes
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My insomnia is terrible at the moment. On the plus side only 3 more sleeps till Christmas.