Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Feb

Disabled Gymnasts

By Pete

in Disabled Jokes

+29 -28

I’m proud to say I donated over $10 million to disabled gymnasts in Eastern Europe last year. Apparently they contacted my bank to let me know that ‘the invalid Czechs were bouncing’ which is great news.

May

gynecologist

By John

in Disabled Jokes

+25 -24

Why do deaf people make the best gynecologists?

Because they’re good at reading lips.

Mar

Fastest Sea

By Chris

in Disabled Jokes

+31 -30

What’s the fastest thing in the sea?

Stevie Wonder’s Ferrari.

Jan

Midgets

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+64 -63

When you’re a midget shorts don’t exist, only trousers and super long legged trousers.

Sep

Museum

By Paul

in Disabled Jokes, Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+112 -112

Did you hear about that museum in Ireland? They made an electrified, ‘Do Not Touch’ sign so blind people would get the message as well.

Nov

Charity

By fccc

in Disabled Jokes

+27 -27

I can‘t believe how uncaring some people are. I‘m trying to raise money for charity but every time I ask someone if they can spare some money to help spastics they look at me in disgust.