Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

May

Doctor

By Jonathan

in Disabled Jokes

+20 -17

Doctors can have a cruel sense of humor sometimes. Went to see the doctor about my hair becoming thin and he told me I have HIV… Hair Is Vanishing.

Aug

Epileptic

By Steve

in Disabled Jokes

+36 -34

What do you call an epileptic in a bush?
Russell.

Jan

Disabled toilets

By JimmyC

in Disabled Jokes

+58 -56

Disabled toilets.

Ironically, the only toilets that are big enough to run around in.

Oct

Up All Night

By Sammy

in Disabled Jokes

+18 -16

Stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia.

Nov

Dwarf

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+33 -31

Q. What did the dwarf say when he saw a prostitute?
A. Hi hoe

May

gynecologist

By John

in Disabled Jokes

+25 -24

Why do deaf people make the best gynecologists?

Because they’re good at reading lips.