Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Dec

Test

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+15 -22

Failed my test today and I’m really happy!! Looks like I don’t have HIV.

May

Bullied

By josh

in Disabled Jokes

+29 -36

Q. Why do crippled people get bullied?

A. Because they can’t stand up for them selves.

Mar

Alabama hospital

By adam

in Disabled Jokes

+21 -28

The following coversation took place at a hosiptal in Alabama.

Patient: Doctor doctor, I‘ve got Aids, do you have a cure?
doctor: Go home and eat all the food in your kitchen.
Patient: will that cure my aids?
doctor: no but it will show you what your arse is used for

Oct

Amy

By olivia

in Disabled Jokes

+25 -32

Q. Why did Amy fall off the swing?
A. because she had no arms

Knock Knock
Who’s there
Not Amy

May

Gynaecologist

By Peter

in Disabled Jokes

+11 -19

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

Feb

Deaf Phones

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+17 -25

Have you heard about those new mobile phones for deaf people?
They’re called ‘eye-phones’.