Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Aug

Taxi Driver

By Steve

in Disabled Jokes

+15 -19

My autistic brother recently got arrested after his first day at work as a taxi driver. I should never have told him to “knock em dead”.

Nov

Midget Landlord

By Steve

in Disabled Jokes

+38 -42

My midget landlord told me that he wants me to leave my house by tommorow night. That‘s short notice.

Aug

Abba Themed Party

By Sarah

in Disabled Jokes

Tags: Arab Jokes

+28 -33

I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.

Feb

Alzheimer’s Patients

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+21 -26

How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to change a light-bulb?

To get to the other side.

Sep

Kinky

By Freddy

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes

+44 -50

Cant believed how kinky the hotel is where I’m staying. Apparently the porn is disabled.

May

Drinking Problem

By Sam

in Disabled Jokes

+19 -25

My doctor told me today that I shouldn’t drink alcohol every day. “That’s fine”, I said, I only drink at night anyway.