Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Nov

Lucky bugger

By Russ

in Disabled Jokes

+40 -33

What do you call a guy who can swim without using his arms and legs?

Clever dick.

Jul

Getting Lucky

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+30 -23

Once you get past a certain age “getting lucky” is the thing that happens when your remember where you put down your keys.

Mar

Diabetes

By Smith

in Disabled Jokes

+45 -41

Just been diagnosed with diabetes. I’m beginning to have doubts about Dr Pepper’s medical qualifications.

Sep

Bipolar

By Anna

in Disabled Jokes

+53 -49

I hate being bipolar, it’s amazing.

Sep

Gynecologist

By Sesaw2

in Disabled Jokes

+14 -11

Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?
He could read lips.

May

Alcoholics Anonymous

By Peter

in Disabled Jokes

+43 -40

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic’?